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“Trump Pardons Crypto Billionaire Linked to Money Laundering”

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A sleepy Donald Trump claims ignorance regarding the crypto billionaire he pardoned, who is linked to money laundering. This individual happens to be Changpeng “CZ” Zhao, the founder of Binance, a company that recently struck a significant deal with Trump’s own cryptocurrency business, purely coincidental.

When questioned about his actions, the 79-year-old former president, who was convicted, stated, “I don’t know who he is… I heard it was a Biden witch hunt.”

Meanwhile, a treasure trove of classic TV memorabilia amassed by Dr. Stewart Berkowitz from New Jersey was auctioned off for a staggering £2.4 million. Notable items included the original Batman and Robin costumes worn by Adam West and Burt Ward, fetching a heroic £436,000.

On a darker note, a New Jersey woman, Taija Russell, admitted to setting a man’s house on fire after he dozed off following an invitation for a late-night rendezvous. Russell pleaded guilty to aggravated arson and faces a prison sentence of around eight years, emphasizing the consequences of being ignored after a late-night text.

As the US government shutdown persists, many federal workers, including IRS lawyer Isaac Stein, have found alternative means of income. Stein, now operating a hot dog stand named Shysters Dogs in DC, humorously brands it as “the only honest ripoff in DC,” offering a hot dog and drink combo for $10.

Lastly, a unique convenience store, Quick Shop, is set to open in St. Pete, featuring felt-made products from chip packets to the checkout counter. This quirky store is part of FloridaRAMA, an art hub celebrating Florida’s eccentricity.

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